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Default Lay report Holiday mode - 18-11-2016, 05:37 PM

German girl in Majorca or basement adventures
What a lovely night in Mallorca, (Spanish island). There mostly for work, have people to go out with, but as I love challenges I decided to go out solo that time. The town is banging, lots of big groups. Fast forward the night, around 4am, walk in a new venue with some random lads I met on the street.
Dance a minute, approach a girl, redhead, cute, glasses, mini dress. Now I don't know what is it about glasses, but I just can't think straight when I see girls with glasses. I guess when I was a kid I did not have a sexy secretary, so desire I have is to fill in that "void" from my childhood. I say - "Hey, do you speak English". I know, not the best line but god how many times did that phrase get me and my boys laid. We exchange a few words lost in the loud club music until she makes a "I can't hear you" gesture, so I just continue dancing as one of my favourite beats drop. About half a minute after she comes up, we have a little conversation, all I get that she's German. She asks if I smoke, I say "yes" and we go outside. Now I don't smoke, I quit, but going outside to smoking area is probably the best thing you can do if u want to have a normal conversation away from crazy loud club environment. I refuse a cigarette she offers me saying that I just like to have some fresh air. We chat a bit, I lead us to take a walk. She's there with 3 other friends, says she doesn't want to lose them. Easiest objection "are they/you little baby?" and "do you have your phone on you? what about your friends?". Walk along the beach, chat a little, sit down. She's a student, studied in UK for sometime in boarding school. Here for two weeks and tonight is their last night. Now she has those cute glasses on that make me go wild so we start making out, escalate further, as I start touching her "private" parts I get one of those "hilarious" objections. She - "we can't have sex tonight", Me - "it's fine I'm not scared of periods =D", She - "it's not that, I'm kind of seeing someone in Germany and made a promise to myself that I won't have sex on these holidays". Now there are many parts to that, "kind of seeing someone" is usually not a "solid" reason and she makes that "kind of" into "we're not officially dating yet" quite quickly. But a promise to yourself, that could be a strong one, for some people a strong principle. But I can see how much she wants it. I say "Listen, it's fine, you're still cute, let's just go for a walk, no sex", while walking us to my favourite bush location. Why favourite? Well I had romantic "bush" intercourse there with two girls just last week. As we get closer I already planning out how we're going to do it. I left a little wooden thingy that you use to lay down on the beach (forgot how to call those) there last week, hoping it might still be there. So we're walking up and going behind little hut, I am all happy, horny and excited, and I see some lads pale white ass pounding some fattie babe doggie style. Now I know that I'm probably not the only person who knows about this bush and yeah, nature belongs to everyone. But for F sake you just had to be there at that time =D. She freaks out O_O saying "Oh no, no, no, no... no sex!!" as I'm laughing my ass off, "I'm going back to my friends" she says, and starts walking back. Now she's hot and and we had a really good chemistry so far, so I am not giving up that easily. I catch up with her, crack couple of jokes on how hilarious that was she slows down and continue chatting. I start brainstorming where would be good pull location. Now some of you might say "take her to your place already". Well my personal challenge for that month was not to have sex in my place, to practice my outdoor/adventure/spontaneous pull. It was going great so far and I was not willing to give up on that. Finally I spot and remember that hotel that has that little basement room with chairs and mattresses inside where I closed that blonde girl last week. Now that's a whole different story there, but I'm most probably the only one who knows about this place so I start baby stepping her there. Now after she saw that little "act" in the bushes it was much harder to do so. Especially that we had to climb over a fence to get to that hotel. She kept saying that we can't have sex so justifying why are we going there was not that easy. Not that hard either. "Come, adventure"," I'll show you something cool" and "The view from there is amazing" were phrases I was repeating non-stop while helping her to get over the fence =D. (Advice for these situations - just lead, physically, as long as she is not resisting, and you will know when she will, you are doing the right thing.) So she climbed over the fence, I grab her hand and lead inside, we go downstairs to the basement (no "amazing" view there =D), I check the door, sigh happily that it's not locked. We get in, I grab a mattress, throw it on the floor, look at her. She's horny and a bit pissed off, knowing she's about to break her promise. We start making out, jump on the mattress, clothes come off. I grab her head, get a nice blowjob (for some girls still doesn't count as sex). As I put the condom on and about to "get in" I look at her, her legs are wide open and eyes full of lust. I say smiling - "sorry, I promised no sex tonight", her - "just f*ck me already", pulls me towards her as we start our romantic intercourse session in that hot basement of love and freedom. After we're done she asks how many girls have I had in that basement. As I promised to be honest in and about my relationships I tell her just one =D. We chat while getting dressed, turns out that blonde girl I pulled to that same basement last week is her ex classmate from the time she was studying in UK =D. What a small world. We go back to her friends, nice girls, they invite me back to their villa. I love villas. This one was on a nice cliff 10 minute drive away from the town. Once we get in her room she goes beast mode on me. Apparently because she broke her promise to herself not having sex this holiday there was no need to "abstain" from sex anymore and we spent next half a day exploring her parents (or her friends parents?) villa bedroom. As we keep saying - "Don't give up".
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Default 18-11-2016, 07:28 PM

Nice story, but please use paragraphs next time. Thats very difficult to read.
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