So guys,

Its been a couple of weeks since my last post however I have had a combination of being away and busy at work (believe you me, I havnt given up).

So, this weekend I went to a wedding and had an awesome time. Mainly because for the first time since being out of a long term relationship (7months to be precise) I finally managed to f-close. This is also a big step for me as I was with my former girlfriend for 4 years so this is my first one with a different woman for 4 years and 7 months!

Now, im not going to try and impress anyone with how beautiful she was or how my game was so great that she couldnt resist. To be honest, she wasnt very nice and im pretty sure if it wasnt me who went back to her hotel room it would have been someone else. So, at about 1am I approached this girl who was a bridesmaid at the wedding. I opened with asking her advice about what I should go as to a fancy dress party that I was going to next week. I put in a time constraint and a root. Asked her to think of a number between 1 and 10 (7) and she punched me playfully and I said "god, you managed to put some weight behind that", which I felt was a neg because she was festivly plump. I tried a few other things and I got good reactions.

Now this is where things get a bit strange. When we went to her room I went to the toilet (I needed a dump before sex, just in case you were wandering) and unfortunately the mixture of tequila, whiskey, brandy, champagne and beer decided to make an appearance agian as I vomited all over her bathroom floor. Now this was by no means normal vomit nor the usual quantity of vomit. In fact it smelt so bad that it made me vomit again, several times! But I thought no way, ive got this far, im not about to give up so I drank some water, slapped myself in the face and said "man up, your about to get laid".

I then walked into the bedroom and she was asleep, gutted. So i decided to the gentlemanly thing, I woke her up, whipped out my cock and gave her a bloody good seeing to. Half way through the night when we were sleeping she must have decided she needed a pee (or maybe a dump?) when all I heard was "what the hell is that!". Momentarily not remembering what I had done I genuinly asked what was the problem when she explained to me that there was vomit all over her floor. At this point I thought should I stay or should I go? So I went.

So is this just a funny story or can any good come from it?

I was so nervous about having sex for the first time again that it was making me nervous approaching. Now I feel a weight has been lifted and some pressure has been relieved. I can now approach actually knowing I got laid two days ago and that in itself will give me more confidence.

This coming week could potentially be my most important yet. Im out almost every night up until the 4 Jan and I guarantee I will be out doing day game everyday.....why? Because I can!

Thanks for reading and happy hunting.

Adios Amigos

Aww bless.

i just think this is brilliant!

Annihalated the Girl

Annihalated the Bathroom

First Class Performance!!!

good work ! lol

lol mate thats ace high five 4 being sick everywhere, and then another for being cheeky enough 2 wake her up 4 sex once u did it, thats something id do we need 2 meet and go out as wings lol.

What so 1st class about annihilating the bathroom. If a woman do that to my bathroom, I will ask her nicely to clean her mess. And I expect the same from myself if I do that to a girl's bathroom.

What so ace about being sick everywhere? The mind boggles...!

Yes, If Im horny I will stick my cock from behind and if shes responsive and awake, its game on, if she isnt, I back off...!

Giving someone a damn good seeing-to is by far the best way to describe sex. Good on you son!

i just think its funny, hell id be annoyed too if it was my bathroom, but for every one guy who does this to a girl, i bet theres a 100 girls who do it to the guy!

lol

Hero!

Yes, If Im horny I will stick my cock from behind and if shes responsive and awake, its game on, if she isnt, I back off...

You want 2 watch by doing that because she could wake up and cry rape,

I thought him being sick was funny how pften does somebody do that lol

How can it be rape when I said and I repeat

Funny? Yeah, maybe..!

Thanks for the replies guys. Some great comments and interesting opinions!

Just to clarify one thing, when I woke her up (by the way I gave her a cuddle like a true gent) she started to kiss me, I whipped out my cock and she decided to sit on it.....for quite a long time......twice.

No force was used and trust me, by the noises she was making and the fact she said "that was a great fuck", im 100% confident she was glad I woke her up.

As for the being sick, probably shouldnt have left her with my vomit on her bathroom floor, but I did, but to look at it another way, we probably shouldnt have dropped the bomb on hiroshima.....but we did

Hopefully the next f-close (which by the way I plan on being very soon) will be a much more.......clean one!