Just for Nova I'm going to give my top 3 rundown of the nights that never happened...
Coming in at 3

3. Hairy Spanish Chick on the Rag
As the title would suggest I was asked to hangout by a hairy spanish chick. We hungout on the pier played the arcades but her English was terrible. I was going through a dry patch and just escalated the kino before going in for the kiss.
30mins later we're back at mine making out and she tells me she's on but we can try anyway. Not to be dettered I soldier on. Fortunately there wasnt hardly any blood just lots of hair everywhere, armpits, arms, legs. Casually did what I had to do, held hands walked her home and never spoke of it or to her again...


2. Fat Horny Spanish Chick
One of those nights where I was wasted. I was out with my Italian friend with whom we share a love of anchorman. We decided to chat up the next girls we see with "I'd like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party"
Unfortunately it was a 6/10 Spanish Chick and her fat friend. We got numbers and went on our way.
Got later in the night and my friend fancied a peice of the 6/10 but didnt want to lumber the whale on me. I was absolutely plastered and incoherrently slurred "don't worry Frankie I'll take 1 for the team"
I have to admit that although I wasn't too keen at first it's probably one of the best nights of sex I have ver had. She was pretty although definitely not slim but made up for that with her eagerness to please. Frankie didn't have such a good time with her friend so they left pretty early the next day.
Also it was at Frankies house at the time where I was friends with all of his housemates, one of them was away for the night so she was a little cheesed but overall found it funny.


1. Fat Ugly Doctor
So at my lowest point of depression I was feeling low, drinking my sorrows and looking for affection from anyone. Cue a totally misjudged single night.
I met some nice people (unfortunately all guys) some birthy girls and some nice girls who I really didnt connect with. Due to my low self esteem I was drinking heavily that night for the confidence and after the even several of us went out drinking more. Cue the worse decision I have ever made with a girl. We got on ok but she was heavy and ugly. as the night wore on I think she tried her best to make sure that it was left just me and her.
By now I'm slaughtered on champagne beer and whisky and she says those immortal words "lets go home". Drunkenly I agree.
I can barely get the fella up with the alcohol in my system and her face and body. I make my excuses in the early hours and run home to wash thoroughly and cry for the next week

PUA isn't all roses ya know

Ewwwww

That is disturbing

I bet you have nightmares about this

This, is a breath of fresh air of a Field Report. Unless you went down on any of these girls...

Loving the honesty here, really refreshing read lol, we've all been there I'm pretty sure everybody on here has story of regret...

I've had worse nights than this that actually happened haha

First post that made in laugh in a long time

I think they're often the best nights! Trannies, fatties offering you food for sex, waking up in strange places, throwing up and making out with a girl after. Best parts of PUA!

That's not PUA it's alcoholism

A good read!