Started the night out in vodka revs, opened my first set at the bar. At this time i was a wee bit drunk i had got done over playing ring of fire at my mates house! Approached this HB6.5, and just stuck to my natural confident/cocky style. Seemed to work, got some good chat off her and cheekily got served by saying...

"bet i can get served before you can"

Just as she the barman comes, she turns to me and i nick infront of her! She seems amused by it and i make sure she gets served after me. Was bantering her for a bit, but ended up fluff talking. Left it open for a return tho which was cool. Later on got chatting to her but she was surrounded by a gang of AFC chodes, who were confused as to why i was talking to her. Ran a great little game with her tho...i used the "i bet i can make you tell a lie within 4 questions" game. which goes like this....

Me: "i bet i can make you tell a lie in 4 q's"
HB6.5: "haha alright then! go for it"
Me: "what colour is my shirt?"
HB6.5: "black"
Melooking scheming!) "ahh yeah ok"
Me: "whats the name of this bar"
HB6.5: "vodka revs"
Me: "correct"
Me: "ok then what you drinking"
HB6.5: "vodka and coke"
Me: (looking slightly confused), "how many questions is that again?"
HB6.5: "3!"
Me: "ha you just got done! that was the fourth question and you lied!"

This went down a treat but the convosation withered down and she wasnt responding to the kino plus her chode mates were looking upset, so just did 1 before i got bored!

Then, im walking back from the bogs and my mates girlfriend is sat down looking quite depressed, start talking to her and in the end she introduces me to her friend (a HB8) who is with some cock end. She looks distinctly unimpressed by him. So feeling cocky, i just swoop in, grab her and start giving her some banter. Im holding her in my arms now and she tells me she wasnt interested in him and just talked to him for the free drink. Cock end fucks off looking like a homeless dog. And i run the "lieing game" i mentioned above on her. She loves it! She drags me to the dance floor and the cock end returns so i just drag her away. Start gettin some grinding goin but ive had far 2 many drinks and the general takes too long to react! By this time her depressed mate wants to go. Anyways i number close and kind of k-close (its what i would call i prolonged kiss on the lips). Tho tbh, i wish i had just fucking dived in there and snogged her lol.

I see HB8 later on after i left kamasturadiscple with his chick(s). (cool guy btw!). And im still just as pissed and i start dancing with her but i didnt out alpha the new chodes who were with her. I bottled it and i was taking to much fucking time deciding whether or not to steam in there, grab her and dance again. Anyways i think she caught my eye and think she may have thought i was hanging round like a bad smell. I leave to go to the toilet and walk past but the shes not with the guys anymore, so i just moved on.

Not much else to report really, i just wanted to get wasted after that, so i did lol.

I texted the HB8 today saying this (after i mulled it over with my PUA buddy luke).....

"hi katie. I had fun last night. Was nice meeting you. Id like to take you for a drink to ???? on tuesday night. How's that sound? And this time lets see if you can make me tell a lie in 4 questions this time. :-p Will x"

However to my disapointment she didnt reply, so i felt pretty fucked off by it tbh. Cant help thinkin i fucked it all up when i saw her later on in the club i saw her in.

Things i've learnt

1) Booze is exponentially, inversely proportional to a)getting a boner and b) making the right decision to walk away

2) To run more little games like the lieing game (chicks love it!)

3) How to recognise when its the right time to lay down some alpha on another bloke.

4) Direct game is very hit and miss (for me at least)

5) Cavemanning feels ace when done properly!

You should see Style's game where they have to get 5 answers wrong. Well better and it has a failsafe. Find it on youtube.

Also, what's that about getting a hard-on??? Did I read it wrong or were you after getting a stonk-on on the dancefloor????!!!

yeah haha! i was drunk when i was grinding the HB8, and as soon as my general woke up, her depressed mate dragged her away! A lead pipe in my trousers would have deffinatly got her juices goin a fait bit!

Ahh cool, i find using games is ace on girls, its gets them well interested in you ad makes you look fun. My chat just flows after a few little games i find.

I'd like to take an opportunity to thank you for teaching me some new slang - "the general" and "lead pipe" in particular. Also, I may have to start using the phrase "do one" again, although I've gone more in the "jog on" direction of late...

Anyway, good field report dude. I know what you mean about alcohol it can fuck you up in all the wrong ways - I say moderation is the key (although you wouldn't know it seeing me out the last couple of nights)

No worries blanca, its my speciality coming up with amusing slang. Im just glad to spread the love around.

Oh yeah forgot to mention in this field report, i was dancing on this podium with two girls, and the one you had her ass nestled in my loins was grinding away then 10s later she jumps off and starts chewing the face off this goon who was standing looking at her and me like a wet lemon...i was totally wierded out by it. Odd eh lol.