First field report, not sure how it'll come across but here goes.... Me and my buddy went out last night, started out at a bar called Amber rooms. Went out for a cigarette, sat down at one of the tables and a couple of minutes later 3 HB7's sat opposite us, problem was they had their backs to us and seemed in close conversation. Had it been more feasable I would have repositioned but because of the table set up it wouldnt have worked very well, so better luck later on I thought to myself. After a couple of drinks there we went to the Phantom, not much going on in there so we decided to hit the club. So we went to this club, called Wild, I used to work there so know most of the staff, I had arranged to meet TheRegulator88 so we met in there for some sarging. He's a top bloke, we started off with a 2 set HB7&8, Regulator took the lead and initiated first contact, brought me into the conversation, we did the photo routine and then started to talk with the HB8 as her friend went off dancing. General conversation, did the neighbours dogs pop duo routine, found out it was her birthday, told her it was mine next week, she then gave me a party hat and some beads, then she asked how old I was got her to guess, turns out she was a lot older than me (wouldn't have guessed though!) and she kinda lost interest, so I walked away.
Thought, change of tactic, went outside for another cigarette and this HB6 asked me for a lighter and got talking, her, myself, regulator and my buddy, the conversation flowed quite nicely, talked about tattoos, where she was from etc etc. Then regulator had to go to another club to find his mates and the HB was trying to get us all to stay, so I was like, whats in it for me in a cheeky way and she showed some boob, took me by the hand trying to pull me back in so we bid farewell to Regulator and went and joined her and her friends (all gay guys). When we got upstairs they were playing some indie tunes and it turns out her friends are rockers, so I got them onside by jumping up and down and singing along with them. I then went and sat next to the HB in a booth and just carried on talking, about the music, then I was telling her that Derby is a much better night out and that perhaps we should go sometime, she seemed keen and gave me her number and full name (for facebook), then she grabbed my camera and started taking pics of us together, so 1st I did a normal one, then a kiss on the cheek, then one on the lips, then she took some photos of herself posing and one of her boobs. Then I was like, have these beads (the ones from HB8) and said 'these are still mine, I want them back next time I see you'. Then I said, we really need to go and find our mate (Regulator) but I promise I'll come back later, so we kissed and then me and my buddy left. We went to the other club but couldnt find Regulator as it was packed and it's a fairly big place and his phone had died, so after about an hour and a half we went back to the first club. She was at the bar when we got back and bought me and my buddy a drink, we then went and sat back down, carried on talking and got invited to an afterparty. When the club closed we went back to the second club as my buddy needed to meet someone, we had another drink and then left as they were closing. I cant remember exactly what was said, but basically I was like 'instead of the afterparty we could just go back to my place' and she agreed so me, the HB6 and my buddy jumped in a taxi and me and her got out at my place and my buddy carried on back to his place (dont feel bad for him, he's married lol) So we're sat on the sofa, I put some music on (turns out we both like Mika) her with a glass of wine me with a beer, she turns to me and says 'it's getting a bit late, should we go to bed' so we go upstairs and she asks 'so where am I sleeping then?' I reply, well, you're very welcome to share with me. She said 'ive got no pyjamas or anything' I was like 'sleep in your underwear, I will be' so we're lying in bed, put my iPod on, talked for a little bit, shared some of my poetry and then I f-closed. And now we're going out. So all in all, a pretty good night

Nice one pretty successful night then

Two points not really based on your performance,

Separate your sentances more instead of one big block of text it's easier on the eye and MIKA!! What!

It's just good feel good pop bop music lol. He's quite entertaining, in fact me and my housemate were saying the other day that he should have replaced freddie mercury with queen instead of paul rodgers