Hey guys, im marky p, im 21 and im a student. I went out on my first sarge last night....
Im not all that ugly, some people say im good looking, but i'm certainly no David Cameron
, I've been in long relationships since puberty so have never had the chance to delevop game. Women scare me. When im talking to them, either my mind goes blank or I try too hard for their approval.
Turns out, this is not the way to seduce women, who would of thought it, ay?
I came across the game about a week ago. My friend opened my eyes to pickup artists and sent me the book. I was skeptical at first as many of you probably were, nevertheless i cracked on with it and discovered VH1's The pickup artist. I quickly became enthralled with seduction, and havn't stopped thinking about it since i've started, trying to imagine myself talking to beautiful girls and them being all over me. I couldn't wait to go out in the field and implement the new skills i had learnt, however i would be lying if i didn't admit that i was terrified of being shot down. Not so much because of the social embarrassment, but because of this new found confidence i had gained from 'the community'. If i got shot down the first set i engaged, it would of crushed the confidence i had gained and dented the belief i had in the effectiveness of the pickup art.
So here I am, lounged on the sofa in my sunday comforts (
old school parachute pants, the comfiest piece of material ever forged, when i walk it feels like im wading through cloud, seriously they're that comfy!) OK enough about the pants, i get it. Anyways were was I? Oh yeah, on my sofa in my sunday comforts, still feeling groggy from last night. Bet you're all thinking how i did? Well it went a little something like this...
Freshers fortnight, Plymouth. Before i started on the cans, i went over and over my routines and my objective. As I'm completly new to this and because of the above mentioned danger of losing my confidence, I didn't set myself too hard a task. All i had to do tonight was engage at least 2 sets and i would be happy. I even said to myself that i would stick to the 5's and 6's just to make it more probable that i would succeed. We went out...
Standing in a very crowed bar with a couple of mates, I scoped the room. I immediately noticed a girl looking right at me and smiling, i looked away. I avoided her gaze for a while and then looked back and smiled. She blatantly wanted me to go and talk to her, but my feet wouldn't move, what was happening? I knew all the right things to say and do, and she was obviously interested in me so why was i being such a chicken shit? She turned around and dissapeared into the croud. I blew it. The night went on...
I stayed in that bar for about another hour, and drank maybe 3 too many, i had to do something to take the edge off. We moved to another, livelier bar, and scouted the area, and to my joy i found 2 of my mates sat down on sofas talkin to a few girls. Only two of the girls where talking to the boys, they were turned away from the third, cuter girl (
definetly a 7 and a half) was sat on the arm, she had been blocked out and was looking very, very bored, JACKPOT!
I walked over, and said "You look sooooo bored!" and she replied "how can you tell?" I ran off the 'mates girlfriend cheating' routine and then the 'we wouldnt get along' false disqualifier. She seemed enchanted by it all, and it got even better when I used the 'guessing number trick' holding her hands and getting both numbers right! (
3 and 7) She was thrilled, and sending IOI's all over the place. I froze. I couldn't think of any patterns, routine, negs, nothing! I couldn't even think of small talk. I walked away. What an idiot!
I went to the other side of the sofa and told my mate "I did everything right! I'm sure i did, what went wrong?" and as soon as the words left my mouth i felt a hand on my shoulder. It was her. She told me she was leaving and asked for my number. After i gave it too her she grabbed the back of my neck and snogged my face off. My mates looked at me in awe. SUCCESS!
Afterwards, the friends (
so called) she had left behind sensed my uber-confidence and started hitting on me, I didnt feel like it anymore, i was very satisfied with my sarge and thought trying it on these girls may put a tarnish it.
So there we go. My first sarge resulted in a number and kiss close. Yeah i know it wasnt the hardest earned, but nonetheless it was earned. I know I didnt complete my ovjective of engaging at least 2 sets but i didnt feel the need to after the first one.
Im going back to Uni in Preston this weekend and can't wait to hone the skills.
If you have questions, comments or any suggestions on how i could improve my game feel free to let me know.
Cheers then, Marky P