never really done one of these before so thought wtf... just gonna detail the last time i went out.

anyway me and my buddy go out in liverpool student night med. its cool, we're catching a few drinks with this girl's birthday crew. main bar is packed so i go to the quieter one to get a few drinks and conversation going. one girl is looking our way, she looks hot but innocent and a bit clueless to initiate.i tell my mate to go chat to her cos i'm texting these 2 blonde twins. he flops, blamed it on her saying she was into me not him (hes got lowish confidence ATM).

anyway the blonde twins turn up with a hot friend. they intro us. my boy buys 20 shots cos he likes doing that. i add another 10 to the mix just so i can get wasted.

they intro me the friend, i ask hey are you single. she laughs and is like i have a bf and the 2 twins get a bit jealous and say yeah shes not single!! i flirt with 2 of them for a bit. im just chatting random shit like your one of their boobs look better than the other and i would sooo date one of them but im scared the other would get really jealous and i dont want to cum between sisters (GET IT CUM LOLZ LOLOLOL) my mate talks to the girl with a bf cos they live near each other.

travel around, socialising with a few aquaintances and having drinks with everyone. the girls keep texting me asking where i'm at... i meet them again. one of them is really drunk screaming at this guy. i laugh and leave her to it and talk to the one whos got a bf.

[i've realised recently if shit is going down... unless it involves me or my good friends, i will not talk about it or get involved in any such way at all. i will not give advice. i will not pass judgement, i will just stay completley out of it even if someone trys to get me involved]

i lean into her ear cos its loud and i want to get close cos shes hot.. i flirt with her a bit then just flat out ask her "are you single?" ...again... surprise surprise she says when her friends aren't listening "yeah i'm single".. i don't question it [turns out she had a boyfriend] and just make out with her.

i then go off after a while cos i'm stupid as fuck when drunk to meet up with the birthday gang. the brunette who has a bf and the 2 blondes meet us up again. i want the brunette but one of the blondes who i flirt with all the time starts grinding me like crazy. then she starts putting my hands on her ass and then signalling pretty much for me to finger her. the brunette is kinda standing/looking.. my mate is trying to dance with the other one but tbh the birthday gang were being losers and ruining it for him (hes more friends with them than i am with them).

we leave the club, i'm going to go home with the blonde but then a couple of my mates talk about this crazy irish party where they have "free alcohol, drugs and plenty of hot irish girls". i tell the girl i'll come to her place in an hour (mistake). anyway turns out there is no fucking party, the blonde twin starts texting me all this emotional shit so that turned me off so i just grabbed a pizza with the gang whilst receiving lots of weird texts which made me think the girl was a weirdo and i was not confident the sex would be at all good given how smashed i was.

Ah you fell for that "crazy Irish party" promotion!

I once fell for a "crazy Irish Happy Hour" promotion... it was one drink for the price of two