The better I get the more boring my stories are. I only worte this up because I went out for a night with some guys from another forum so I thought I'd stick it up here too.


Came along to the Saturday sarge thing at 8pm. Normally I don’t bother heading out until like 11 so this was a departure for me. Chatted to a few dudes and ended up heading with a group of 5 or so to Tiger. Didn’t get let in because of the guy/girl ratio thing so we ended up in PI, where I hadn’t been in like 4 months or so.
I we get about 8.30, and the moment we get in one of the dudes hits the dance floor. Mega high energy, I’m blown away. Now this isn’t really my style, I like to go in a lot more relaxed (especially early on), but it seems everyone else is kind of on that right now so I go off, get a drink and a cigarette and do my own thing for a bit. Going around, being friendly and just ‘blessing the club’.

BLESSING THE CLUB

I see some cute little brunette chick by the bar (MiniCutie), she’s got a hair net on so I go up asking her what’s up with that. She’s friendly as all hell, we’re hugging all up close and shit. I ask what she’s out for and she says its her mate’s bday, so I turn to her mate, wish her a good one and chat with the whole group for a bit, before telling them I was off to find my mates.

I check in the other room and it’s still a dancefest. Cool, but not my thing. I go to the other room and chat for a bit with a couple of American chicks. They were west coast and I’ve been out on the east a bit so I ribbed them on east being better for a bit. They seemed into it but they were on a pub crawl so whatever. I was out to get laid and I’m not really arsed about numbers so I moved on

Cigarette time again. I chat with some hen party who are out. It’s a group of about 7 and most of them are no great shakes, so I do some standard hen party banter, then do one after I’ve had my cigarette

I go back inside and see some of the other dudes. A couple of us end up dancing with two girls, and one of the girls gets in mad close with me. Suddenly MiniCutie appears all hugs and happy to see me. The chick I’m dancing with steals MiniCutie’s hat.
I grab it and stick it right back on MiniCutie. The rest of the night she keeps popping up or asking me where I am. Here was a quick makeout at one point and it was looking like a good prospect for the lay, but she disappeared around when I took a break so meh.

I bump into one of the hen party chicks. Not much to look at but she’s asking me how old I a, if I’m single etc. She says one of her friends is single and was saying she thought I was fit. So I go chat with her mate a little and grab the number. Not that arsed about numbers right now though.


INTERMISSION

Like I said earlier I normally don’t go out till around 11 most nights, so I took a break around 10.30, went and grabbed a burger, did a couple of street sets to keep the momentum up, then headed back. I met up with one of the Saturday sarge dudes outside and started chatting with 3 chicks outside. They told me I should come see them upstairs when I go up.
Me and the Saturday sarge dude (we were the only two left) head in. To get the momentum going we to like 5 sets going the 30 second game. While my boy is in set I bump into the 3 chicks from outside. I dance about with them a bit then realise it’s my turn. They tell me not to go, but bros before hoes, so it’s hugs all round and I get back to the game. I bump into one of those chicks at the bar and hit the smoking area.

THE WHERE I PULLED PART

So it’s me and this chick alone at this point. Chatting about whatever, she asks me if I’m gay. No fancy shit, I’m just like ‘nah’. She says she was confused cos most straight guys either creep or go way too hard and act douchey. She offers to trade me money for a cigarette, then sticks a bunch of coppers in my hand. I stick them in my pocket, hold the cigarette above her head and tell her that won’t work. So she says she’ll buy me a drink for it inside.
We go in, she orders a drink, without mine and starts to wander off. I grab her by the wrist as she goes and go ‘HEY! BEER?!’ So instead of going off she split her drink with me. I lead her off to the wall, we start making out.
We go back outside again and she blags a cigarette off some dude. She talks to me about how she hates PI because she’s an off duty shot girl and most dudes here are pricks. Conversation goes like:

‘So you flirt with guys to get them to buy shots?’
‘Sometimes I let them do shots from between my boobs’
‘So you must have some crazy tits going on under there’

Cue her lauging, shoving my face into her tits, plus makeout fun. Her friends show up saying they’re leaving and she goes ‘Yeah, but not without Stein’. Easiest extraction ever, plus at like 1pm. Cool.

CONCLUSION

Long story short we get back to hers and all is well, but for some reason tonight I forgot condoms. She wants to go bare but don’t do that, so she grabs some off her flatmate arse naked. Nice long rough fuck, then I roll out. ‘See you round some time’. Cue credits.

I always carry condoms too...but if i forgot some, & she was a real hottie, i'd probably still get in there like a shot.

I know i shouldn't, but fuck it (yea, pun)

Tbh if her mate hadn't had any it wouldn't really have stopped me.

But it's always weird to me when she girl doesn't even give a shit though, and it's surprising how often they don't. Rings a bit of an STD alarm bell for me.

There were some statistics released recently & one of them was that 7/10 women out of i think 4000 women surveyed admit to having regular unprotected casual sex.

Out of all the girls ive shagged i dont recall many of them being overly bothered about condoms. Even the real hotties. Some would mention condoms, but when none are found they go ahead anyway, its just way too hard not to go ahead without one (another pun)

There was of course plenty of "im on the pill" & all the other excuses. Some even using the pill excuse in order for u NOT to use a condom with some of these most likely wishing to get pregnant from a one night stand for whatever fucked up reason.

i dont... i always use em if its not a regular partner.... ive found most girls tho are less bothered than u would expect...

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