Well, I am not taking the piss. I never ever do, because it ain't my style. I think it very low, and i don't like to try and fool people. I muck about sometimes for fun, but that is always obvious, but I don't get off on trying to get someone to believe something which is made up, etc.

Out of interest, taking the piss, I believe, derives from a time when urine was collected and transported to a place for use in industrial processing, a time when it was manual and hands on. Naturally if it was your job to collect all the urine and transport it then you would not be too proud of it, so when asked what you was transporting you would likely say something other than urine when you was actually taking the piss. They are interesting, where these names come from, as is NEWS, which was when information of goings on was regularly collected to a central point, and spread out from a central point, from and to all places North, East, West, and South.

Anyway, The calculations are correct to my figures, though keep in mind that I am not on about odds for every woman I chat to, but odds for a suitable woman in a certain amount of which there would be an eligible candidate.

You asked if it would still mean a 'no'. Well, yes it would, It all has to be right.

And they are out there. I cannot describe exactly, for sometimes a low fringe seems right, and then another time a high fringe seems right. The only thing I can thus do is to listen to......and this is the tricky bit to explain....to what has been called The Three Sisters. These are forces of nature, it could be said. I quote a de quincy essay on this matter:

' Do they talk, then? O, no! mighty phantoms like these disdain the infirmities of language. They may utter voices through the organs of man when they dwell in human hearts, but amongst themselves there is no voice nor sound; eternal silence reigns in their kingdoms. They spoke not, as they talked with Levana; they whispered not; they sang not; though oftentimes methought they might have sung, for I upon earth had heard their mysteries oftentimes deciphered by harp and timbrel, by dulcimer and organ. Like God, whose servants they are, they utter their pleasure, not by sounds that perish, or by words that go astray, but by signs in heaven, by changes on earth, by pulses in secret rivers, heraldries painted on darkness, and hieroglyphics written on the tablets of the brain. They wheeled in mazes; I spelled the steps. They telegraphed from afar; I read the signals. They conspired together; and on the mirrors of darkness my eye traced the plots. Theirs were the symbols; mine are the words'.

And as visual illustration i offer this: http://youtu.be/sYrWtRad8CY 'Messages in secret pulses in rivers' (the text above explains the idea).

It has taken me a while to understand this, as much as I can, but if you read carefully and think about it, that it is saying something, it makes good sense of something which is difficult to describe. It is giving explanation to what is there but indefinable, for instance, like someone who has star quality, the x factor as it is know, say where they have something but you can't explain what it is because it is beyond our ken and grasp, though we recognise it. And so it is with these women, they are soooo special, though it is difficult to say how for it is communicated '....by pulses in secret rivers, heraldries painted on darkness, and hieroglyphics written on the tablets of the brain. They wheeled in mazes; I spelled the steps. They telegraphed from afar;'.

I hope I am making sense. it is a strange thing why someone can be sooo special, can have such a magic and attraction with power to affect.