I haven't laughed this much in a very long time, thanks a lot guys!
On a more serious note, why even bother replying if you don't have anything concrete to say? Being able to disarm boyfriends is also a stage you need to be able to handle (at least I want to). But you guys are very pathetic with your insulting and degrading comments, so I'll let you guys stay on the deserted island that UK is.