Originally Posted by kowalski

I'm with Jynxy on this one.



... and don't worry if you don't have a moth, any winged insect will suffice.

The last girl I pulled from work I opened by throwing a balled up piece of paper at her, the one before that I just said 'Hi' then sat down and started messing with all her stuff, before that 'Hey, you're new', before that 'What do you do?' etc.

You don't need to do anything flashy.

And, yes I am known as a bit of a slag in work. Less so recently as all the fit girls are pregnant. That is nothing to do with me though


The divorce girl: That seems like it's already in the bag. Be firm. Just tell her exactly when and where to meet you. Then manage her expectations if necessary. It's likely that she is even less interested in a relationship than you are so don't worry about it. I find that I only rarely have to actually spell out to girls what the situation is as this is communicated strongly enough through my behaviours. E.g. I won't take them for dinner, that would be a mistake. A couple of drinks then back to mine is more appropriate. Late night booty-calls. Not seeing them more than once a week etc.


Definitely try the moth thing though. That's guaranteed success.


Peace,

kowalski