I'm open to trying new things that are the same if not lower fat than salad cream.

The spicy coleslaw I get contains more fat per 30g but I only use a forkful to taste, so it's sort of balanced.

I had a 2 bottles of Rosè & 3 pints on Saturday night & on Sunday I was 4lb lighter. This happens every time I have a drink. Has it got something to do with dehydration or what the fuck?

I always put the damn lbs back on eating crappy hangover food anyways. Smart.