By the way, why don't you try some astral projection and come back to us and let you know how you got on?

In the mean time, whilst we wait for your post, I'm going to use my fortune telling powers to predict the lottery numbers, then channel the law of attraction to double ensure I win. Afterwards, I'll probably prey to God a few times for some divine inspiration.

But before I do any of that, I have 2 exciting emails to get through: one from a PUA guru who is going to teach me how to get ANY girl into bed within 7 seconds of meeting her, and another from a Nigerian business man who has been searching for me for years to let me know I've won $16 million. Its my lucky day!