15-10-2009, 09:08 AM
You only changed his life because you raped him in the men's toilets while dressed as a badger, now he can't watch wind in the willows or the animals of farthing wood (his favourite programs) without thinking of a big sweaty badger pinning his head to the toilet seat
"Is it wrong for a man to love his guitar?"
"It is if he puts his balls between the strings, and strums himself to ecstasy!"
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