That's not the point. How the fuck do you expect to get into a relationship with "an attractive woman" if you have nothing to offer. Seriously these companies have attempted to give everyone far-fetched dreams. You might be the nicest squatter around, but at the end of the day you are still a squatter. Seriously look for a job and get a stable home and with the experience you currently have you'll start reeking in the rewards.

Rant over, thread over, Top-Hat wins 1,000,000 Ugandan dollars