Went to supermarket Saturday afternoon and two girls got out a car next to mine in the car park. They were both good looking. One in particular, a skinny blonde, I wanted to fuck as soon as I saw her. I don't get this that often but I had an image in my head instantly of us getting down to it. Late twenties, squirrelly, ready for action. That's the impression I got anyway.

They came in the main entrance behind me and I nearly turned and opened them but didn't. They had strong Lancashire accents and I thought there's the opener. But I blocked myself and forgot about it, but the blonde kept appearing in front of me as I was going around the store, as if she was deliberately trying to get my attention. She was squirreling around all over the place, it just heightened my excitement about her. I thought "I've got to do something here and now or I'll never see her again".

On the third time she cut in front of me I opened with "we need to stop meeting like this" (I know, shit line, it's just what came in my head at that moment). She responded with "sorry?" and probably the most aggressive expression I've ever seen on a woman's face.

It's hard to describe but the best I can do is say she heard me quite clearly but was very annoyed at what I had said. I then repeated the same opener louder (never a good idea) and she stared at me the way a soldier puts on his 'war face' for battle.

I honestly thought she was going to tell me to fuck off or call security. But she just walked away. I think she just thought I was a creepy weirdo. Her expression said...fuck off you creepy bastard...ouch. I don't know what she thought obviously but I do know she wasn't impressed at all.

I felt like a bag of shite as I left that shop. If I'm going to open a girl in a shop ever again (which I'd like to start doing regularly) I'm just going to do what I do in night game...walk up to her and say hi. Then maybe drop in, you look nice. Being that chode creepy bastard that I came across that time made my fucking skin crawl. I expect it had exactly the same effect on her.

Lessons learned.

I'd like to do more of this but a very bad start...she just wasn't into me but for next time...Nova..help!