That sounds like a pretty enjoyable night and a good read.

The only thing I would say is: are you always hammered and acting the goat/clowning about etc?

Maybe your younger than me or that's just who you naturally are but based on how well your doing you may (or may not) get on better if you acted (just slightly) a bit more mature - you might be able to work on making more of an emotional connection. Sounds like you've got the sexual/escalating part on the right line. Might also help if your not always wasted - last few nights out I've had sober have been awesome.

Of course I'm in no place to judge, just a theme I've picked up from your last couple of reports.