Just say, "Hey I'm Munky. I'd love to wear you round my face like a feedbag."

Try that out 100 times and I bet you'll get one who's responsive. She'll be a keeper!

Otherwise you could try absorbing the knowledge from some credible pickup ebooks and articles, find a wing and begin practising both day and night. If you haven't had pu55y in a while then you're motivation should be through the roof!