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Field Report

This is a odd one. Its a student night.

Blasting music, the likes of Britney Spears, Justin Bieber and NSYNC whilst drinking 60p cans of pear cider by myself. Another day, another dollar.

I go down to the common room to see who's out tonight and as I sit down on the sofa, the girl from my previous field report comes down and sits down next to me, she hasn't much to say, a great IOI you could say.

I realise I haven't got much to say, this would be a recurring thing all night, a few mates come in and I have good banter with them. We go to the cash point and there are two hot girls dressed like skanks behind us holding handbags above there heads, I start a conversation, they are holding their bags above their heads because "Its cold", they will not be winning the Pulitzer Award any time soon.

This interaction went on really well and probably the best one of the night, a few quotes from them are "Are you a Jew? My mate got chlamydia in the mouth off a jew", "You know him? I fucked him and his mate slapped us" and when I went for their number she said "Sorry I don't like dick" and variations thereof. I think I might have been in love.

I could tell that the interaction was superficial like even though there was good banter, there would be no close or escalation. There must be some serious personality flaws on my part to find that kind of interaction attractive.

After that I spent the most of the night hanging with the three guys I'm out, persistently requesting Justin Bieber and the threat of "Constantly coming back and sending people to do so too until you play it".

I had a few more interactions but it was same old, same old not moving them, escalating, isolating, closing nonsense.

By the end of it I pissed some girl in the social circle group I was with because upon requests for me to buy everyone drinks to 'get in there' I said "I can go home and masturbate". She thought I was ripping on her for being ugly when in fact it was a financial position more than anything.

But I walk off cba with having to deal with that shit, speak to some girl who says "Buy us all drinks. Now." Wtf is this shit! "Go get those two losers there to get one for me too", "no you do it.", "Fuck off".

Then my group come over and I apologise to that girl even though it was a ridiculous situation and then (I can't remember what I said) she walked off pissed.

Back in the hallways of accommodation an annoying girl goes "It must be your fault because you always call me ugly", whilst true I've never said it to her face so she's just stirring shit, I say "Yeah but that's because you are ugly, she isn't". This goes over really casually and no one bats an eye lid. Hmmmm.

A mate comes over like "Where's sally? I was getting with her", that's the girl I pissed off. Ensue him being like "WTF Barney Fucking hell". This displeases me mildly.

"Dude you fucked off 2 hours ago. She's a bitch. I did nothing. Don't blame me for your petty problems" is a rough blurb of what I said. Also this is the guy fucked up my sure thing last year!! I had this girl who was DTF and she was a girl I ALWAYS saw around uni and wanted too, I needed to go to the bathroom and I thought I had a great plan to introduce her to someone I know to keep her company. As I come out the toilet he's fucking getting with her!! State crash to say the least.

Some guy said I look like Pop-eye cos I have a beard, I said he looks like Craig David because he's black. He agreed.

Anyway the point of all this was to point out that social group nights out are always full of drama. Puts me off them.

The good thing was I was generally opening and approaching without any of you guys around. And not too drunk too. Which is something I thought was cool and almost overlooked.

Overview:

All night I didn't really have anything to say to girls I spoke to all night.

I spoke to another girl I see around a lot. She held on to my hand for a long time. I will make a mental note to at least go for the #close and isolation next time I see her.

Drama is annoying. I may bring this on myself for being a complete cunt.

My weird attraction to those girls who weren't interested at the beginning of the night is something I should see a therapist about. That reminds me, the last time I spoke to them during the night, as they left one of them lifted up her dress as she walked away exposing her ass shouting obscenities at me. Whilst I was going "Everybody ignore them! IGNORE THEM!"

The last time I saw them they shouted "JEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!". I liked it dammit.

Focus on nothing but isolation, not escalating, conversation, closing, kino, just isolating.

I might still be drunk.