You need to all this new star trek bollocks and get back to the old school Kirk methods of fighting monsters, taking drugs and boffing women all the colours of the pantone chart.
None of this "where no one has been before" and back to "no man has boffed before"
This should help >
http://www.puaforum.co.uk/off-topic/...iss-woman.html
"Is it wrong for a man to love his guitar?"
"It is if he puts his balls between the strings, and strums himself to ecstasy!"