Decided to nip around a few of the pubs within a 10 minute walking distance before they start their mass exodus to the night clubs.

Saw a nice blonde, a bit slutty but she had these light blue eyes, I'm a right sucker for fit blue eyed girls, probably fake contacts but so what, I wanted them.
Approached and got her number after a little chat before she climbed into the back of a taxi that smelled heavy from bleach.


Second pub, jack shit. Looked like I entered 40's night.


Third pub I bumped into 3 guys who I 'apparently' be-friended whilst out last week, though I doubt it. Tried to talk to a group of girls but these guys were like leaches, every 2 minutes "get into her mate". Cool, cheers man, now why don't you fuck off.


Shit mini night out, though I did find 1 of the lads on my way home squatting in a bush having a shit. Unfortunately for him he was squatting in a big rose bush so I'm sure he'll have loads of fun tomorrow picking thorns out his arsehole.