So yeah, looks like this is happening now. Thought about doing a field report in the past but like everything in life. I think about it, over think it, drink, then just fucking do it.

Tonight then, a good place to start. I wanted to go out but all my mates were being faggots, so I ended up in my mates playing pool (which I'm shit at) but I played amazing for once? So saw this as a sign. So I had literally a couple of drinks as I was driving.

After that went the pub on my own to meet a mate who was stuck with his bird and ended up doing what I usually do - going the Dolphin (a fucking major dive but the only place open late in my town, where everyone ends up)

And there was this bird there I kind of know and have spoken to before, in fact last time I was in the Dolphin (last Sunday) I was speaking to her and I think I ran some routines on her but can't remember because I was fucking hammered. But yeah tonight I just chilled out and bopped on the dance floor, next thing i know i'm walking her home with 3 other lads.

I literally thought nothing of it, then it was just me her and another lad and she was basically giving me the "Make this guy fuck off" eyes.

so long story short he was fucking off and she linked my arm and was taking me back to hers. And boys, no exaggeration she is a full blown 10. hardly any make up, just stunning. So I was living for it, we get around the corner and BANG. Black ice, both of us on the floor, the other lad comes rushing over, I'm fucking howling laughing and she was semi laughing, semi in pain. The lad runs back and picks her up. My game is now ruined. I know I could of done things to try and work it my way but I took that as a sign. But fuck me what a piss take!

LOL a car just crashed outside my house!

Anyway, rang a different bird on the way back and I can pure nail her. I'm out tomorrow but don't no weather to go to Chester or stay in my town, (this bird I was on the phone to is going Chester, but the other one might be around town) itha way I'm gonna sarge.

Any feedback?