Haha yeah the shark analogy is the tits blanca!

Backbone: The way i view it you've joined this site, you're a PUA now dude. Fuck you're AFC past, it is no more. Go out and sarge the shit out of them freshers! No fear buddy.

Another couple of cool things i might try in freshers week.. just make up absolute ridiculous degrees when asked about a course i.e "animal photography" (personal favourite) --> to be said with slightly cheeky/sarcastic tone. Then lightly shred anyone who believes you. Creates good banter and makes you look alpha and relaxed.

As well interact with the entire group, blokes included. I often make the mistake of just tryin to talk to birds. You'll appear far less threatening to pottentially vunerable fresher girls if you include the guys (thats if there are any in the group).