I've never had a lapdance, not in a club anyway. I've had private ones from a few chicks.

But I don't see the big tickle about paying a hot bitch to cocktease the shit out of you, with no touching, contact etc.

Unless you are guaranteed to bang her at the end, its not worth it.

Or unless you have a different hot bitch waiting on you outside or at home who you can go & bang, then it probably would be worth it.