If you're going to do something wrong, do it right.

Last night I gave Emma a damn good seeing-to. It was freakin' wicked, except for the unusual pre-sex questions that came my way ("why did you use your fingers on me?", "when, honestly did you last have sex?", "you wanna have sex?", "is it ok for us to be doing this? The girl you're seeing won't be mad?"). Koreans, eh? I can't say she's much my kind of thing personality-wise - she's a bit of a princess and we haven't exactly got a lot in common, but I'm not looking to be her boyfriend so it doesn't really matter.

Anyway, now just need to deal with the question of the unwanted potential relationship without causing too much fallout and I'm golden.