Hi Tom,

I read, somewhere in these here parts, you're quick on the draw with welcomes, so many thanks!

Yeah, I nicked this handle from a video game, so sue me...

Besides, I could make up some BS story, if I wanted, about how I am "covertly working with the European Space Agency, training as a pilot to terraform other planets; I am vacationing from Paris, as I originally lived in London..."

Certianly more interesting than "Web Master" which I happened to fall into, based on my history in web design, after I lost my job in accounts... *Yawn*

In any case, I don't control spiders; I am working on controlling rats at the minute.