okay so i was kidding around with this religous soft girl saying our train journey is a date.. obv not. then i said i'd throw in mcdonalds.. then i said burger king and white lightening.. she didnt really take these comments all that well but i ploughed through like a dickhead with more abuse.

then i boasted cockily (and as a joke which OTHER normaler girls would have got) about having mint references from my dates and that she hasnt qualified yet for one...

then we carry on chatting, i ask whats been her favorite first date:

"i don't date..."

which i completley believe now cos her sister told me no ones ever taken her out. wtf do i work this now..