I banged a random 9/10 babe one night within half an hour.

Me & my mate were at my house taking E's & getting stoned. We were talking shit on the phone to these apparantly ugly skanks from another town. We knew one of them, & she was ugly, so we assumed the other english one was ugly too.

HOWEVER, when they pulled up at my house in a taxi & got out i couldnt believe my eyes, the english one was stunning, brunnette, big boobs, tight jeans, phenomenal ass, wearing a sexy one shouldered top that made her really stand out from any other chick i could think of.

So in they came & we had a drink & a laugh (the english girls laugh was the most annoying sound id ever heard) & within minutes me & english chick are sitting holding hands & vibing like fuck. Another quck drink later & english chick starts resting her head on the ugly girls shoulder, still holding hands with me. I say to her "look if your tired you can always go up & lie on my bed", she doesnt move but i let go of her hand & get up & open the living room door as if im making my own way upstairs, as soon as the door is open she bounces upstairs in front of me, game on

Upstairs we get into bed & i chat some smalltalk bullshit to her about the isle of man (where she's from) & quickly realise that SHE IS IN MY BED so i go for it & she is into it i quickly strip her & myself off & shag her senseless for around 3 hours, firing my load 3 times & STILL staying hard. I seriously wondered how the fuck i just came 3 times yet was still ready to rock.

It turned out my mate spiked me with a viagra (not my first time using them) in a ploy to get me banging the ugly chick so he could point & laugh...it backfired on him horribly & i was officially the daddy

When me & the stunner were finished her & her ugly mate called a taxi & went home.

Ive never met the girl again.