I'm not paying for match.com any more!

That being said, I did have quite a lot of luck on there. Lost count of the number of girls I shagged that I met off "MDC".

Whatever that number was, last night it increased by 1. And the best thing is: I didn't even need to kick her out this morning- she had to go home (45 mins drive), get changed and then be at work for 9am!

Meanwhile, yours truly lolls out of bed at 6:30ish to make her a cup of tea, closes the door behind her, goes to the bathroom for a dump and then goes back to bed. Hurrah!

Lovely, very curvy size 14/16 (her top was a size 16, but her trousers were a size 14). Bra she was wearing was a 36FF but I reckon she's more like a 34GG. I'm vowing to take her shopping in Bravissimo next time we go out