I applied my C grade GCSE Maths to that 22k, factoring in 80% men, old ladies, underage girls, munters, etc.. Still it leaves a couple of hundred non-pigs on a relatively small island so you shouldn't be entirely wanking for the offseason if you're an opportunist.

Do note, Spring Break begins in Easter and plenty of eastcoast American girls flock to the Caribbean, what with being only a stone's throw away.

As you are in a desirable tourist location, I highly suggest setting up a friendly profile on CouchSurfing with a photo, it really works. They are already in a supplicant thankful frame for your hospitality, add some booze to the equation and quite often nature just happens.

Keep up the blogging FR and be sure to include the filth, you're right, it IS the main reason we read