So this girl i used to be fuckin!

calls me coz she havin boy trouble with her new fella.

he apparently has an issue with the fact she fucked some lad he knows before they got together! and started actin all weird about it instead of lettin it go.


So i met her for a drink. at 11 i said i was going to meet some friends... she said

"your not leavin me are you"

i said ... Yes... coz if you come with me, im gonna end up fuckin u & u have a fella! so u really dont wanna come with me.

so she says WE WONT I TRUST YOU...

well by the end of the night she had finished with her fella! and i fucked her

she woke up this mornin feelin like a cunt.

moral of the story is

a, If you have a girlfriend. acting jealous does not stop them cheating... acting cool does. Giving them a need for a shoulder to cry on. Shit like that u need to just either deal with it, or finish the relationship.

BEING A BITCH DOESNT DO U ANY FAVOURS

b, tellin a girl u dont wanna do A coz it will = B usually means they want it more

tellin a woman u dont wanna fuck her coz u dont doesnt work

tellin them u do wanna fuck them BADLY, but dont want to because of a moral quandary makes them want u BAD!!!!!!!!

"I WOULD LOVE TO FUCK YOU SO BAD... I just couldnt do it tho"

the response here is gonna be a curious one!! ... erm... why....

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