Originally Posted by kowalski

It is really real. My parents believe that shit.

The book tells previously untold stories about Jesus, including glorious tales of his Spring Break in the US. It was translated by a young man (Joseph Smith) from metal plates, found in a mountain, written in an ancient language using two magic stones (called umin and thumin, might not be spelling that right). Apparently he prayed real hard and an angel told him where to find the metal plates (can't remember if they were gold or brass plates). For some totally non-suspicious reason no one else could ever see them (except, maybe, Brigham Young co-founder of the church) then they had to be destroyed or they ascended to heaven or something like that ... just like in Indiana Jones and The Raiders of The Lost Ark I suppose.


Peace,

kowalski