My advise to you is go out make some freinds then hit the town you been given great advise but you choose not to listen there is no magic formula you want the great idea the grandmaster at pua.

You want genius!

When i was at the airport the custom guy asked me "do you have anything to declare i replied "yeah only my genius".

Just joking you do com,e across as creepy you will learn with time and experience.