I've been meditating, I am only eating and drinking a single grain of rice and droplet of water a day. I shall return when I have achieved enlightenment.

Last login time doesn't reflect last time I've visited to read; on a self-imposed posting break. Still moderating various subreddits (not a moderator of all of reddit - for the record)

Not dead, not unwell (anymore), not going to continue posting just yet.

The stats breakdown gave me a laugh Alpha, fair play.