I got you all beat with 26 but I was outrageously drunk and it was a week b4 my birthday.

it was just after reading the game e.t.c. I beleive I said you wanna come to my mates place. She said no. I said OK your place is fine.

didn't know where I was when I woke up finding an old hag next to me was actually a relief.
saying that I still fucked her in the morning, I thought it was only polite. She wanted me to meet her 19 YEAR OLD SON!! I was like no I'm gonna have to bail. so she was more than twice my age!!