Finished listening to the Blueprint the other day and used the chicken opener purely for a laugh last night. Followed it up by saying 'Well apparently girls who like chicken more a a lot louder in bed'. The girls literally pissed themselves.

Another funny one I use. Is 'Do I look gay to you ??' (the follow up is a true story by the way) 'Well I was on a works leaving do with 3 girls. Were joking about and then I see 2 guys giving me a jealous looks, bet your friend (the target) gives them all the time, anyway all of sudden one guy grabs me by the face ( hands on targets face ) and trys to kiss me !!!' Loads of ways to follow this up which is why I use it.

Cheers