what about if u ask if she has read it & she says... no but ive read a book called "the game", have you read that??

or she says, i dont really read im not into it

or i like apples

or, how do u get your hair so shiny

or, is that like the secret garden

or, u can buy me a drink if u like

or, i cant hear u properly the music is too loud

or, did u just see that ghost

or, some guy over there just asked me who lies more men or women

or, im not really in the mood for talking

or, does my bum look big in this...

openers with direction are a waste of time, there is an infinite number of directions

try,

"hi just read a book called the secret..., cant tell u what its about tho... hi im shirov"