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Originally Posted by scorpiolover
hi guys, im having trouble with my plentyoffish profile
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OK firstly ditch the photos with the pissed/ugly cunt cuddling up to you - its just all kinds of wrong.
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Hi there, thanks first of all for taking the time to look at my profile,
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No no no, here your assuming zero value, never every thank anyone for their time, you are the man - they should be thanking you.
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Not sure where to start really,
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Right so now your a zero value guy who who cant even write one paragraph of text without being wracked by indecision and doubt.
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Im a bit of an old fashioned romantic, the type that makes the lady in his life made to feel very special
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Lets add supplicative to the list of unattractive features so far conveyed.
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equally as happy at home with a good bottle of wine, a nice cuddle, and a dvd.
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The most overused cliche in dating site history.
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I also enjoy travelling just come back now from argentina and brazil after a month of exploring,
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Careful, you almost conveyed some interest and passion.
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would really like someone special to share the great experience of travelling with,
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No, this is what you say: "is their anyone brave enough out there to come with me next time ?".
Whose the fuckin man here - you or them ?.
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im really easy to be with, a gentleman with a very funny side, caring and ,
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Noone gives a shit - especially a hot woman.
i.e. desperate, living in shortage rather than abundance.
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if you would like to know anymore
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"if" - WTF do you mean "if" ?? . Self doubt.
Get some begging in.
No shit sherlock,
And lets end with a bit of desperation.
Lets cap it all off by assuming failure and saying goodbye.
Instead try "Give yourself a minute to recover from reading my awesome, inspiring and lets be honest, pretty sexy profile, then hit the message button - but make it a good one" .