I was out last night with my mate (all natural non PUA) and wing from Dublin; he doesn't even know that the community exists.

Anyway, we met up with a group of German Erasmus students that we know. There was a Bulgarian girl with them who I'd met once before. She turned to me and said, "I want a beer." Without saying anything I took her by the hand and led her to the bar.

The whole group seemed to be staring at us in amazement.

When we got to the bar she said, "Everyone is confused." I said, "Why?" She said, "Because we are holding hands." I looked down at our hands and in feigned surprise said, "Oh yeah, so we are. Ah well, it's no big deal." She laughed and said, "No, it's not."

A bit later, I saw her close with another guy, but didn't give it much thought. She then asked me if I knew where she could get some cigarettes. I said, "Yeah, there's a machine close by. I can take you if you want."

Ten minutes later she came up to me and asked me to take her to the machine. We went to the machine around the corner but it was broken. I said, "I can take you to another machine but it's a ten minute walk." She said, "Okay."

On the way back I asked her, "So is that guy your bf?" She responded, "Which one?" I said, "Well, any of them really." She said, "Yes, and now he's really jealous."

I said, "What because of me?" She said, "Yes, he knows I like blonde guys." I said, "But he's blonde." She said, "Yes, but your blonder." I Said, "Yeah, but his is natural and mine is fake and also I had no idea you had a bf or I would not have held your hand like that. I'm not interested now. I don't go after other people's gfs and I don't want to cause problems for anyone. Come back when you are single, plus you're too young for me anyway."

So what effect do you think my words had? Of course, the opposite of what I intended and she began flirting even harder with me and putting her bf down.

I quickened up the pace, so that we could get back to the group asap. I was thinking that her poor bf must be as paranoid as hell by now.

When we got back towards the crowd I disappeared to take a piss and so as not to to be near her when we rejoined the group.

When I found them again the bf was sitting there on the bench with a face like a smacked ass. She was somewhere else. I sat down next to him, shook his hand and said, "Dude, I did not know that was your gf or I would not have held her hand like that and I would not have gone off to buy cigarettes with her. Don't worry about me, I have no interest in pursuing other people's gfs."

After that, he lightened right up and started having a laugh and a chat with me. They were going somewhere else together and he invited me to come too. His gf was saying, "Yes, come." I shook my head, "No, I think me and mate are just going to chill here tonight but thanks for the offer."

We shook hands with all the guys and kissed cheeks with the girls. I went to kiss the guy's gf on the cheeks and she quickly turned and planted half her lips on mine. My mate later told me she had also whispered to him, "You're very attractive."

When they'd gone my mate told me, "You did a really good thing there, the poor guy was paranoid as hell when you disappeared for 20 minutes with his gf."

I said, "Yeah, I didn't know. I told her to come back when she's single." My mate laughed and said, "She'll probablly be back in about 15 minutes then."