Never mind what we think, what do YOU think about these messages? Are they the sort of thing you would actually say to a person? Do they accurately reflect your personality? Or are you following a recipe of "how to make delicious online profile - mmm works a treat every time!" I would guess the latter.

Simply for the sake of answering your question, I don't like your messages. Yes they're a bit funny, a bit flirty and give the girl the impression you're the "prize to be won", but on the other hand they are too fake, too contrived, and any girl who is on a dating website and gets hundreds of messages a day (trust me, they do) is going to suss you out as an arrogant twat. Now if you are an arrogant twat fair play to you - Phil enjoys much success being one of these - but I suspect you are not. Thus, don't act like one. Act like you.

Also, for god's sake get off the dating sites. You're not going to grow as a person by chatting up girls online. You might get lucky and pull a fatty though.