I've also tried using (to a girl that said she's brand new and innocent to online dating and who said she's a professional dancer and yoga teacher):


Hi there,

I'm after an intelligent, sophisicated girl, with amazing pictures, seductive eyes and a cute smile.....but I'm interested in your profile anyway! I'm equally innocent to online dating so maybe we could hold each other's hand. And only if you promise not to keep hold of it and make me dance or twist me into surprising yoga positions.

My profile should impress you enough, but one little bonus fact you might like - I've danced on stage at both the Hippodrome and Victoria Rooms in Bristol. Full audience too. I was made to by my school....but it still counts! I've since wisely decided to use my talents in a slightly less dance-orientated financial services office.

So, what fun and exciting things are you planning for your Monday bank holiday?