I thought I was going to have a quiet one with Nova and Hustler nothing too mental. Started off in Cornerhouse then we went to the thirsty scholar and met up with Sapmi and SBD, nothing much happening, there were a few acoustic acts on.

So we move to Font bar I spot one a girl who was singing at the acoustic night hand her a load of paper flowers we had been taught to make by SBD I tell her "happy birthday!" as I hand them over, she said it wasn't her birthday blah blah but this starts off a bit of banter. Later on when we are deciding where to go next I turn round and ask her bit more chat when we leave I get a number from her.

Next we go to satan's hollow, I thought it was mainly a rock club but they seem to be playing a nice mix and the girls are friendly. I end up dancing and kissing a south american looking girl not amazing looking but foreign which i have a thing for.

I decide to bail on her and look for the guys but on my travels I see this girl with an action man torso sprayed gold on a chain round her neck so I ask her what it is and we get talking. She had a gorgeous body and a nice face and was from Cumbria I think though I think her accent sounded from the north east.

I don't really remember many details because of booze and I was just being natural so I wasn't using any openers or techniques. I was just in the right flow and my confidence was high from my other successes that night.

We were kissing alot and then we ended up going back to hers or It might have been her sisters anyway I won't go into too many details but she was telling me to talk dirty to her and her body was even nicer than I first thought.

Then her sister was at the door saying the taxi was coming to take her to the airport.
They were off on holiday and she hadn't even packed so I thought I better leave because it was 5:30 in the morning and I didn't want to endure the wrath of an angry sister.
She kept begging "just 5 more minutes" when I was leaving, that was pretty awesome.

She kept calling me "Posh Tom" because she thought my voice was posh sounding.

Hmm should I change my name?


Posh Tom over and out