great post but we've all done it even you if I could be arsed to find the post.

I like this bit the most:

GET A FUCKIN GRIP! if she isnt interested, let it the fuck go!!!! no amount of cryin, textin, pleadin or GAMEIN is gonna work.....

closely followed by this:

if you currently have onitis, or girl problems.... just delete her number.... change yours and if she finds u... she is interested