Here, gentlemen, is an introduction to the sort of relentless bullshit social conditioning women are exposed to on a daily basis. Or at least, however often the likes of Cosmo comes out:

7 Psychotic Pieces of Relationship Advice from Cosmo | Cracked.com

Edit: Here is the source of that article, plus plenty more:

http://www.musingsonlifeandlove.com/author/dennishhong/