You have to tell the young ones what they want. 'Oi stop messing about and come here' 'I dont give a fuck about that band, so anyway I was saying..' 'I really like it when you're off your phone and listening to what I'm saying to you, I love that about you that you have breaks from being on twitter, its awesome when you do that.'

*disclaimer. This is technicals not field experience. And also a joke. But I'm half not-joking. Dumb head-in-the-sky princesses.