I'm going through a habit of saying ridiculous things and getting good outcomes, a few examples that have come out of my mouth in the last few weeks.

Girl: Whats the youngest girl you'd go out with?
Me: Um I dunno like 13 I guess if she was cool

Girl: So whats your favourite sexual position?
Me: I like puppy style, it's just like doggy but with kids.

Me: I like giving you pleasure the same way I like giving a tramp change, it makes me feel good.