so i know this girl, and she has had a gay lad move in her house!!! this was a few weeks back, coz it turns out that they had a ket sesh, and ended up fucking

well she is only prego, and they are keepin it!!!

a few weeks before this he fucked her younger sister (i smell the GAY method)

so a mass text just been set out

HOPE UR ALL HAPPY AS US WER GONNA BE PARENTS!!!!!


now im pretty glad on this, but its been neglected to mention that i fucked her not a week before this KET SESH!!!!

i think i should change my name to bullet dodger!