Interesting idea, Y45, but somehow it doesn't quite gel with me. Good for a club, maybe, not so much a bookshop? Different kinds of girls, maybe not quite so susceptible to that particular take on cocky funny. Usually. Maybe. (Can you sense my uncertainty?)

On the other hand, you might be right and I might be talking balls: It's one thing for me to talk about I think might work, and another to actually do it, so I'll reserve judgement until the next time.

It's the kind of thing that needs a killer response - if only I can think of it.