I'm grateful for all the advice.

I do have a blender, but I have been struggling to find anything on blending veg, although I guess I was using the wrong term.

I will cut out the carbs, and all the shitty fizzy drinks etc,
I will cancel the gym, and spend it on protein.
I will look up some veg blending receipes
I will binge eat once a week.
I will cycle to work, try some road running with better footing and do more press ups.

As for carbs, do I cut them out completely? Or do I just have a little amount?

I have read so much conflicting ideas online about quantities of protein, carb etc that I am just lost in it all.

When I lose the fat, I will have a before and after pic, which will really keep me motivated to keep fit.