You're right Knave, it's not for everyone, and that's great for me, because it everyone did it, it wouldn't allow me to stand out.

I spend most of my evenings with fellow musicians and such, so can dress however the fuck I like and not be judged. I've seen guys with silver glitter eye-liner (a step too far even for me), and the girls fawn over them for it. You're right, they love a guy with balls. At least the kind I'm into are anyway.

End of the day, I dress and paint and make-up in a way that I like on me and that attracts the kinds of girls I like towards me. Sometimes they open me, sometimes I open them; doesn't bother me either way, as long as the openings are happening. Some girls will be put off by my bold style, but you know what? Fuck 'em, there's plenty more where they come from.

On a side point, I'm out tonight and just bought a selection of comedy fake moustaches for the group. I pick the dirty Mexican!